Kathy T at This Is LaVergne got an interesting phone call:

I sort of live out in the country - what’s left of the country - in
LaV.  The sweet gal two doors down called me tonight asking, “Do you
know anyone in our neighborhood who owns pigs?”

Me, “Pigs?”

Her, “There are two pigs in my backyard.”

Me, “Hahahaha!  Pigs!  In your yard?”

Her, “They’re mostly black.  I’m afraid if they get to the road, they’ll be hit by a car.”

Me, “HAHAHAHA!  Pigs!  In your yard!”

Her, “I wonder if they’re wild pigs.”

Me, “There’s an otter or beaver or something in the abandoned pool next door.”

Head over there to find out what happened and for a link about monkeys. Those pigs are lucky they weren’t in my yard. I adore bacon.