My pal Rumielf told a story on LiveJournal that I had to ask her to unlock so you all could see it:

So I called up Rachel and had just started chatting with her on the
phone when I glanced out my bedroom window. The window looks over the
backyard and the driveway behind the house. I was just glancing down to
see if the feral kittens were around (there’s two older ones and three
tiny ones…the older ones tend to come around me and purr) and I
thought I saw one and started to turn away.

Then my brain went "That wasn’t a kitten…."

So I looked back out.

Eating out of the cat’s food bowl was a huge, and I mean HUGE…

Head over to see what it was. I would have freaked out, myself.