If you live in Middletown, Ohio, beware of a woman wearing a cow suit. Apparently, she’s been blocking traffic and peeing on people’s front porches. She’s also been chasing kids. Can you imagine being a little kid, chased by a great big woman in a cow suit? Terrifying.

I guess someone’s trying to bring a little early Halloween to the Middletown, Ohio area. Eek. Scary.