My friend Aunt B. never fails to amuse me with her stories – whether about ghosts or cats or pitbulls, she never fails to entertain.  I submit the following titled Is It a Rule That All Cat Rescues Must End in Blood?

People, it’s barely even seven o’clock in the morning and I have already had a cat dangling from my bare boob by one claw. Not that there’s an acceptable hour of the day to find a cat’s whole body dangling from a claw in your bare chest…

It reminds me of this great police video I saw this morning where a cat interrupted an officer issuing a ticket!